IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT
I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES
I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE
LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE
DOESNT IT LOOK NICE
DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT
TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE
HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT
WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN
WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL
Anonymously message me (3) things you want to know about me.
when youre not doing any work in class and the teacher comes over
do you think anime parents have a baby
and when they see she has pink hair and blue eyes they just think
she’s a main character.”
"oh shit im a tragic backstory"
a man looks over the breakfast table to see his wife feeding their young child.
he stares, horrified. laying his paper slowly on the table he whispers,
“When did you start wearing your hair like that?”
That’s why anime dads always leave. THEY KNOW.
this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man
how did you get in there.
How did you get out